In the Weekly Update, John (the manager of MAXX Adult Emporium), will try to educate and entertain as well as inform you of the changes we’ve made to the website and announcements related to our stores. This is where you can easily learn about new toys we’ve added, new articles, stories, and blogs that have been written, things happening in the brick & mortar stores, and anything else I think you’ll be interested in knowing about. I’ll strive to post a Weekly Update every Friday, so come back regularly to see what’s new!
It's been 194 years since one (un)lucky individual died in a disaster that most people have a hard time believing wasn't just a dream come true. Eight people drowned in the London Beer Flood when over 300,000 gallons of beer burst from broken vats, destroying 2 houses and damaging several others. The guy I'm talking about was the 9th casuality of the day. He was found dead of alcohol poisoning (no lie!). A judge and jury said the brewery wasn't responsible because it was an 'Act of God.' Can you just imagine what that guy's story was when he reached the pearly gates? "It was such a hot day and I had just said 'Oh God, I'm so thirsty. I could drink a brewery's worth of beer', when Whoosh! There I beheld a wall of beer 10' high coming straight at me, and my prayers were answered!" He must have been a relative of Bob McKenzie, eh?
It's not just alcohol poisoning that you have to worry about when you drink. Those beer goggles that cause so many late night hookups in the wee hours of the morning can also lead to... shall we say 'diminished performance,' and not just for men. Although low doses can stimulate the parts of the brain responsible for thinking and pleasure seeking, even moderate doses can lead to dehydration and work as a depressant. In that situation, it won't matter that the female is too dry to get lubricated if the guy can't get it up in the first place. Skip ahead to the last paragraph of this page if you really want to know what you should be drinking to have great sex.
It was either a drunk or a genius (or a drunk genius) who invented our newest cool toy, The Monarch. Just looking at it, it doesn't appear all that impressive, but once you get it in your hands and realise just what it does, you'll want to take it home with you. If you've ever gotten a cramp in your hand or arm using a dildo to simulate the in & out motion of intercourse this hands free toy is the toy you've been wanting.
Our last seminar of the season, Pour Me Some Sugar: Unlocking women's orgasms, coming up this Tuesday on October 21st was designed, researched, and will be delivered by a woman. But don't let that stop men from showing up! On the contrary, women should be encouraging the men in their lives to attend. In fact, anyone with a vested interest in the women in your life having great orgasms should be there. Come discover just how sweet life can be. <UPDATE - This seminar is now sold out!. If you are interested in seeing it run next year, let us know, and if there is enough interest we'll make it a regular part of the curriculum. To get the most up-to-date announcements, sign up for our newsletter.>
My advice is to skip the usual pub and take your date to a juice bar instead. Have a fruit and yogurt smoothie (mango is the best!) and let the liquids replenish your fluids & the fructose supply you with natural energy while the fruit sweetens your secretions. You get to enjoy the delicious drink and then later you'll get to enjoy your delicious partner.